Happy New Year
अंग्रेजी नयाँ वर्षको शुभकामना
2026
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Hey Friend,
यो तपाईंको लागि हो...
Your 2026 Fortune
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⚡ Downloading Your 2026 Luck...
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🤦 Dad Joke of the Year
"Why did 2025 break up with 2024? It needed space... and 365 new days!"
YOUR 2025 WRAPPED
The Year in Numbers
147
Times you said "diet starts Monday"
∞
Unread emails ignored
52
Times you opened fridge hoping new food appeared
1
Time you actually went to gym (January 2nd)
847
Screenshots you'll never look at again
Angreji Naya Barsha Special
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Nepali Calendar be like: "Hamro new year ta Baisakh ma ho"
January 1: "Tara celebrate garna ke harj cha ra!"
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Dec 31, 11:59 PM: "New year, new me, this time pakka!"
Jan 2: Same me, just extra tired and broke
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Resolution: "Gym join garchu, daily janchu!"
Plot twist: Membership card ajhai wallet mai cha
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"2026 ma screen time drastically reduce garchu"
Also me right now: Yo message padhdai chu
2025 Resolution Reality Check
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Morning walk daily
RIP
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Save money this year
Daraz won
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Read more books
Reels won
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Eat healthy food only
Momo won
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Wake up early... someday
2026?
With love from
Sagar ❤️
Sense ta na-garlaa, tara yo geet sunna saknu hunxa
🎵 Play "New Year's Day" - Taylor Swift